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STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 15, 2010

• #1

Only post if you're drunk!! Makes for fun conversations

I got my ass whooped at poker tonight. Played with a couple noobs and they kept raising the raises!! BAHHH. Next week I'll P0Wn tho. heheh I'm a sergeant in the Army and am married. I had one of my soldiers, single female, that was playing poker, kept biting me and I guess flirting but I didn't pay any mind. I was worried about my money out on the table!!!!

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 15, 2010

• #2

I'm pretty drunk right now.... :lol:

 

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graphitebrawler

New member

• Oct 16, 2010

• #3

I am so very very hammered right now.

 

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graphitebrawler

New member

• Oct 16, 2010

• #4

last night was nuts when i posted that.

2x Margheritas
4x Guinness
2x Makers Mark straight up with 2 ice cubes
2x Gin Rickey's
1x Irish Coffee
1x Bartender named Emily.

All i went out for was a sandwich.

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 17, 2010

• #5

graphitebrawler said:

last night was nuts when i posted that.

2x Margheritas
4x Guinness
2x Makers Mark straight up with 2 ice cubes
2x Gin Rickey's
1x Irish Coffee
1x Bartender named Emily.

All i went out for was a sandwich.

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HOLY SHIT!! That's a hell of a beverage list to go with a sandwhich lol. I had:

5 x budlights
1 x budweiser
1 16oz x Roth weisbier 5.3% German beer
3,4 or 5 16oz x SchofferHoffer 4.9% German beers

i lost count. i could only keep track of the first 3 types of beer cuz thats what i brought but after those i was feeling good. there was an asshole newb to the poker "club" so i kept pounding the shit out of his beers hahahah he was beyond fuck faced though and was expecting jack n cokes when he didn't buy the bottle etc when i got home, i'm SHOCKED i typed as good as i did cuz i was squinting pretty good.

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 17, 2010

• #6

Let's see I sat around a fire and drank rum and cokes all night. Now I'm paying the price! I lost count after so 12 or so, lol. Ouch does my head hurt now.

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 17, 2010

• #7

lol German beer is soo good but damn it gives me the farts the next day along with a groggy feeling that lasts a while, not so much a hangover headache just a blehhhh feeling. A case of 20 x 16oz bottles is only 10euro which is about $13

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 17, 2010

• #8

Last night I had:
-9 beers
-4 long island iced teas
-2 shots of something I cant remember

Waking up for autocross 5 hours later was not fun! :lol:

 

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Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 18, 2010

• #9

BAD STI said:

Last night I had:
-9 beers
-4 long island iced teas
-2 shots of something I cant remember

Waking up for autocross 5 hours later was not fun! :lol:

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 18, 2010

• #10

BAD STI said:

Last night I had:
-9 beers
-4 long island iced teas
-2 shots of something I cant remember

Waking up for autocross 5 hours later was not fun! :lol:

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Didn't you crap yourself? :lol:

 

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Tarmac_GR_STI

Guest

• Oct 20, 2010

• #11

I hate all of you

I can't wait till I can drink.... damn dry country!

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 20, 2010

• #12

Wow that's gotta suck! Dry country! I bet no ugly woman get laid, lol!!!!!

 

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Tarmac_GR_STI

Guest

• Oct 20, 2010

• #13

Yeah, it blows. I'm glad I'm just here for the humanitarian efforts, I'd hate to live here... or anywhere near here.

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 20, 2010

• #14

CRZTRBO said:

BAD STI said:

Last night I had:
-9 beers
-4 long island iced teas
-2 shots of something I cant remember

Waking up for autocross 5 hours later was not fun! :lol:

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Didn't you crap yourself? :lol:

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:lol:

Tonight I've had 8 shots of vodka 3 long island iced teas and 4 beers

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 21, 2010

• #15

CRZTRBO said:

Wow that's gotta suck! Dry country! I bet no ugly woman get laid, lol!!!!!

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That's the sad part...ALL of them get some. After going without pussy for so long, anything starts to look good, to some people anyway lol NO ME just for the record. :lol: I know what I have waiting at home

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Oct 22, 2010

• #16

Well 5fuck, i lost $40 tonight playing poker. I'm mor edown than i am up but fuck it right...it's all in fun? The "poker club" in my unit has played 4 nights now. I split the pot the first nigtht and have lost all the others lol oh well, $20 buy in is nothing compared to what youngsters pay at the club. ughhhhh I fuckedddddd up lol

6 x 5.7% beers
3 x crown shots
very little to eat as i got off of work around 6:20pm and started [poker at 7:30.......

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 22, 2010

• #17

Don't spend the mod money, lol!

 

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Guest

Guest

• Oct 24, 2010

• #18

Wow If I could have posted last night it wouldn't have been good Glad I couldn't find the computer. I almost needed to be locked out of my own forum when I drink like that. WOW I'm hanging today....

 

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!

• May 10, 2012

• #19

So i was watching Madern Marvles about Wiskey and I got inspried!

I'm so fucked up right now I can hardly type this is took me ten minutes haha :tard:

 

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gratefullife

New member

• Jul 23, 2012

• #20

Drinking heavy on a Sunday night is a bad idea. Working out on an empty stomach that Monday is a TERRIBLE idea!

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