Male Logic....101

IGOTASTi

System Operator
Staff member
Woman:
Do you drink
beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about
3

Woman:
How much do you
pay per beer?

Man:
$5.00, which
includes a tip

(This is where
it gets scary!)

Woman:
And how long
have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years,
I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs
$5 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In
one year, it would be approximately $5400… correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you
spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your
spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that
if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the
past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink
beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
So, where’s your
Ferrari?








 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Hahaha. :D That was good. Thats a lot of money spent on alcohol, damn!!
 
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