Who here grows a beard? If not, have you thought about it or tried?
Full beards are useful in many, many ways.
-It blocks the frigid winter winds of Michigan.
-It scares small children, liberals, animals* and sissies.
-People are more polite. Seriously, there are some tools out there. Guy
at a gun shop I used to frequent: "How can I help you today, sir?" 6 months
later I shaved the beard off for a change (same guy) "Whatcha need, kid?"
-AK-47 bullets and rocket propelled grenades bounce off of it.
-You don't have to avoid bears, bears* avoid you.
-I never get carded (ID check) anymore.
-If you become a fugitive, there are more visual appearance changes you can make.
-It traps food particles, keeping your clothes cleaner while simultaneously providing
convenient snacking through the day.
:rofl:
Post your pics here!!!
Full beards are useful in many, many ways.
-It blocks the frigid winter winds of Michigan.
-It scares small children, liberals, animals* and sissies.
-People are more polite. Seriously, there are some tools out there. Guy
at a gun shop I used to frequent: "How can I help you today, sir?" 6 months
later I shaved the beard off for a change (same guy) "Whatcha need, kid?"
-AK-47 bullets and rocket propelled grenades bounce off of it.
-You don't have to avoid bears, bears* avoid you.
-I never get carded (ID check) anymore.
-If you become a fugitive, there are more visual appearance changes you can make.
-It traps food particles, keeping your clothes cleaner while simultaneously providing
convenient snacking through the day.
:rofl:
Post your pics here!!!
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