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Its Twicky

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Talladega (sp?) nights.


What do you do for recreation?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.


-The Big lowbowski, or lewboski, idk some spelling like that


guy-- You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!
 

BoxerRumbleSTi

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-The Big lowbowski, or lewboski, idk some spelling like that


guy-- You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!

The Terminator

Guy: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Other Guy: That's a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
 

Its Twicky

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Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.[/QUOTE]

Animal house??



"Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!"
 

jswansti

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Dont be a menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy: No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo: (holding up two gold guns w/ Mexicos flag on them) You dont know me. You think these make me look gay?!
Gun dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.
 

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Dont be a menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy: No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo: (holding up two gold guns w/ Mexicos flag on them) You dont know me. You think these make me look gay?!
Gun dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.


Boondock Saints 2

Switowski: I thought I was your friend, Paul.
Paul: You are my friend, Switowski, just, finish your coloring book and go to sleep.
Switowski: OK.
 

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The Longest Yard

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we....black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake...but we're very puzzled.
 

BoxerRumbleSTi

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The Longest Yard

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we....black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake...but we're very puzzled.


Blazing Saddles

Reporter: So Izzy... how do you keep your voice is such fine shape?
Chris: Well, my choir teacher gave me a lot of lessons...
Kirk: [interrupting] He eats a lot of pussy.
Chris: Oh yeah, I eat a lot of pussy... tons...
 

jswansti

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Rock Star

Goldberg: Be careful man it almost hit me that time!
Charlie: Goldberg, your the goalie. Its supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?
 

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Rock Star

Goldberg: Be careful man it almost hit me that time!
Charlie: Goldberg, your the goalie. Its supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?

Mighty Ducks

Bean: Mommy, I want some milk.

Sally: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeading Bean]

Roxanne:: Your son is so cute. How old is he?

Eric: 48 months.

Kurt:: ......That's 4.

Eric: ......Yeah.
 

jswansti

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Grown Ups! That movie was surprisingly hilarious.

*Not an exact quote, just based off memory*

Guy: Oh baby im so sorry about everything that happened, its all my fault. I love you so much, your never gonna have to shovel snow or mow the lawn of take out trash again cuz you deserve better out of me. Lets never ever talk about what happened during this week off. Im so sorry.

Wife: Oh, okay, thats fine. So your gonna go see Kathie Griffith with me now?

Guy:........I fake chowed an Aunt last night.
 

BoxerRumbleSTi

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I watched that movie at like 4am this morning. I thought it was hilarious. The quote I was looking for from Grown Ups was when they were talking about Rob Schniders old wife, and how shes so old, the key ben franklin had on his kite was her apartment key hahahahahahaha

This quote Im going to have to think about.
 

jswansti

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That movie is full of great quotes. Just reminds me of my friends and I, but in like 20 years.

It's a new movie....
 

jswansti

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Beavis and Butthed do America?

Captain: I swear to god i'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.
Mac: Hey Farva whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac & everyone: (Handing pistol to captain) OOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 

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SUPERTROOPERS!!!!

Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd. About the old girlfriend. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!

Beerfest!

Luke: Well, yeah it doesnt really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
 

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Tron, the original!

PO: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
 

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Randal: That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now THAT would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay, they're hobbits!
Randal: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
.......
Dude I just made some Hobbit freak vomit.
 
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