Official Movie Quote Thread

jswansti

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This thread needs to be REVIVED!! Last quote was Clerks 2.

Dale: why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.
 

jswansti

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Jackass 3.

Is that your car?
No its my friends, he just went to find you a tighter shirt.
There isn't one, we checked!
 

Undecisive

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Family guy something something darkside (the 2nd one, i think that's the title)

"If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?"
 

jswansti

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Zack and miri make a porno
Fuck you reindeer games!
Im not ben affleck.
you white, you ben affleck.
That's true, I am white.
 

Rice Rocket

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

Brian: I think it's more complicated than that man....

Thurgood: More complicated than that?!!

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and a Rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Killer, he killed Nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow....

Thurgood: I never thought I'd say this... but you smoke entirely to much refer
 
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Casper86

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On rice rockets : half baked


Inigo :"hey Fezzik are there rocks ahead??
Fezzik: "If they are we'll all be dead"
Vizzini : "No more rhymes now I mean it!!"
Fezzik: "anybody want a peanut?"

or "my favorite"

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people??
 
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Rice Rocket

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Princess bride.

Jefe: We have many beautiful pi?atas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many pi?atas?
Jefe: Many pi?atas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pi?atas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
 

flyinggogoplata

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3 Amigos

I admit it, i googled.... but we needed to get a move on :)

Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford Worley: I give up. Who are you?
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford Worley: I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the "how full of shit am I?" question you've been asking yourself
 

jswansti

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True romance

Captain: you know what...im going to hang onto the wooden gun.
Officer: to give me back my real gun?
Captain: nope. To give you this...its a rape whistle. You blow that if you're in trouble and someone with an actual gun will come along and help you.
 

Paul.c

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The Other Guys

~ Hey Slim, you know this cat? Slim? I'm sorry, it's no use. [Slim turns out to be a frozen corpse] Ever since somebody shot him ol' Slim's gone deaf.~
 

jswansti

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Lucky number slevin. Great movie!

They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find em, we take em in as a team, and we bring em back. And above all else, we don't ever ever let them get in cars.
 

Paul.c

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The big lebowski.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 

jswansti

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The silence of the lambs, great movie.

Misc quotes:
I read it....in a book.
Donde esta la biblioteca?
You ever seen $100,000? In movies Something gets lost in the translation.
But they've got guys like laser, and blazer, and tazer...
 
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