Haha funny stuff...
Anyways, I had the same problem. Here is what I did to fix it.
Buy rubbing compound, polish, and wax (if you dont have it already)
Buy an electric buffer (preferably one similar to a drill, much easier and they dont wobble)
Then just use the rubbing compound on the hood, following instructions... Pretty much keep it wet, and dont hold it in 1 spot... Once you have made a few passes over the entire hood, wash it all off and repeat the step with the polish. If its still visible, then repeat the process again with the rubbing compound... and polish... keep doing it till its gone. Once it looks good, then wax it. Next day, wash your hood again, and apply a 2nd coat of wax and call it good