okay Mr. Garrison.
The Post Whore Thread!
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okay Mr. Garrison.
Actually when I changed my avatar I couldn't tell what yours was because it's too small on tapatalk.
Cute story sweetheart. It's ok if you want to be like me
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So it's cool that I've got a shrine to you in my closet? Lol.
If I stop running into Setbacks that deplete my checking account (I.e. My car) within a couple of months.
I used to have a shrine I kept of my previous chain of command back when I was a specialist. That way every time my squad leader or Platoon sgt would come over for a room inspection they used to just stand their in front of the shrine and be utterly creeped out... Usually they would just look at that and then leave. Got me out of having to do any real cleaning....
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Yall are so quiet in here.
Live chat.
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I was just stopping in to say hi. Fuji pops into igotasubaru to talk occasionally so I figured I'd make an appearance over here.
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I'm on vacation in under 7 hours, I'll be a lot better then. You?
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Sounds like a damn good plan.
That's cause we ban nut sacks ASAP!
I agree. We just don't put up with it, plus I love you guys. You have helped grow this community into a site with only the best information.
I woke up at 0230 this morning loud noise upstairs in the kitchen, my dad is out of town so naturally I check out the culprits at gunpoint. Turns out it's my 14 yr old half sister who was dropped off by her mom. So after chewing her ass out and wanting to know why she's there I tell her to go to her room and go to sleep. 0345 woken up again by noise upstairs, turns out to be my sisters mom (my dads ex). I am interrogating her as to how she got inside and what makes her think she can enter w/o permission and proceed to cook a ribeye steak From the fridge and I BOUGHT at 0345 in the effing morning. My dad calls me because my sister calls him saying I have no right to talk to her mother that way and tells me he'll reimburse me and let her stay the night. Fml. 0430 loud noises wake me up, can here my xbox going in MY downstairs living room. Find sis playing my xbox, grab her by the ear drag her upstairs to find her mom smoking inside my house, grab her by the arm open front door throw them on their asses and tell them to fuck off. Dad calls yelling at me...
Me: what?
Dad: you owe them an apology!
Me: fuck off. Click.
Problem solved. Problem staying solved.
Me: what?
Dad: you owe them an apology!
Me: fuck off. Click.
Problem solved. Problem staying solved.
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:tup: Zack, I knew it! We must be brothers! I would have done the same exact thing man. If they can't keep quite when you are trying to sleep, and have work in the morning, because you actually have a job. Then they need to GTFO. Although to be honest I would have told that idiot if she wanted to stay, then she needs to blow me. Then after said blow job I would have kicked them out....
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