You know you've been at work to long when:

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #1

You have to reauthenticate your corporate "Notice" to use the internets. :lol:

These long days SUCK!

How do you guys know you've been at work to long? (besides the obvious, clock, boss tells you to leave, you're out of coffee, you're eyes are crossed).

 

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #2

Well shit, out of coffee.

 

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #3

Jared just texted me something very disturbing. Not "ooh gross" disturbing. Like "Why the hell would you tell me that", disturbing.

 

BAD STI

• Dec 27, 2010

• #4

:lol: But it's how I know I've been at work to long! I do those 2 things every day when I get home. If I feel the need for both at the same time while I'm at work that means I've been there to long.

 

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #5

You've created a very bad cycle for yourself.

 

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Paul.c

New member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #6

BAD STI said:

:lol: But it's how I know I've been at work to long! I do those 2 things every day when I get home. If I feel the need for both at the same time while I'm at work that means I've been there to long.

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Masturbate and take a shit? You know if you've been at work too long I you begin to get a chubby and feel the urge to shit, huh?

 

BAD STI

• Dec 27, 2010

• #7

Pfff! I take my shits at work man. I'm not going to shit on my own time when I can get paid to. :lol:

I eat one meal a day around 7:00 so if I'm not home by then I'm hungry as fuck.

 

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Paul.c

New member

• Dec 27, 2010

• #8

BAD STI said:

Pfff! I take my shits at work man. I'm not going to shit on my own time when I can get paid to. :lol:

I eat one meal a day around 7:00 so if I'm not home by then I'm hungry as fuck.

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But I was right about the masturbating huh?

 

BAD STI

• Dec 28, 2010

• #9

:lol: Damn straight!

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy

• Jan 7, 2011

• #10

You know you've been in Iraq too long when every girl on the fob to include the Iraqi female interpreters start looking good. When you first get there you're like "dam there are NO cute chicks here, wtf!?" Towards the end you start looking at them like "ehhh if the lights were off...."

 

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Jan 7, 2011

• #11

LOL, keep the faith my friend. Don't give into ugly girls!

 

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Paul.c

New member

• Jan 7, 2011

• #12

STi FR3AK said:

You know you've been in Iraq too long when every girl on the fob to include the Iraqi female interpreters start looking good. When you first get there you're like "dam there are NO cute chicks here, wtf!?" Towards the end you start looking at them like "ehhh if the lights were off...."

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Unfortunately it is true.

 

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!

• Feb 15, 2011

• #13

You know you've been at work to long when you feel perfectly comfortable having a random race with the CFO after a mandatory dinner. And the next day he barges into the monthly business optimization meeting to yell at you for almost killing him and my response being "Well you should have bought a faster car you crazy German. I didn't ask you to race me but now we know that your M5 is way slower than my STi"... and then applause from the room :rofl:

 

IGOTASTi

System Operator

Staff member

• Feb 15, 2011

• #14

Nice Holy, very nice!

 

Td_d

Commander In Chief

• Feb 15, 2011

• #15

Hahaha, Holy - that's hilarious! And Germans are not exactly renowned for their sense of humour (my mom worked at Siemens for close on 20 years).