So the UPS guy comes to the house knocks silently on the door, cant come to the door busy, then knocks loudly, so I get up and go to the door and with an attitude says thanks for coming to the door and I said fuck you for being late. He looks at me and his jaw drops, I said if what was a big deal you could have left it at the door I dont need these now until tomorrow morning since my shop has already closed and you were supposed to be here at 3. Guy walks off, Im still pissed then I look down at the shipping address and notice that my name is longer than it should be. Jordan put my name as Zach "Pimphand" Clark, couldnt stop laughing.
