First of all let me say that this is done purely out of fun and there are no malicious intentions. And at ANY point if feelings are hurt or egos are bruised it will obviously be removed immediatly. That being said.... Heres the list. Feel free to add to it. Just try to keep it somewhat clean and respectful.
1. She has more BLING than performance parts.
2. Her purple rims always match her purple decals.
3. She only comes out to play if shes getting attention.
4. She doesn't do anything that may get her dirty.
5. She only likes to be driven once every few months.
6. She spends most of her life under a cover teasing you.
7. Fill her up once and shes good for a year.
8. She spends more time at shows with her hood up than at the track.
9. Shes all talk... Sounds great but wont show u what she can do.
10. She dosent use pump gas... She runs purely on E (estrogen).
1. She has more BLING than performance parts.
2. Her purple rims always match her purple decals.
3. She only comes out to play if shes getting attention.
4. She doesn't do anything that may get her dirty.
5. She only likes to be driven once every few months.
6. She spends most of her life under a cover teasing you.
7. Fill her up once and shes good for a year.
8. She spends more time at shows with her hood up than at the track.
9. Shes all talk... Sounds great but wont show u what she can do.
10. She dosent use pump gas... She runs purely on E (estrogen).
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