I heard another few gems today that I just have to share with you:
(* Them, - Me)
* "I can't understand why that stupid militia flag is always flying with the American flag."
- "What militia flag?"
* "You know, that black POW POW MIL flag."
- "Do you mean the POW/MIA flag?"
* "Sure, I guess. I don't know why that extremist crap is allowed".
- "Well, first off, militiamen are not extremists. Secondly, that's the POW/MIA flag for Prisoners Of War and those Missing In Action."
* "Are you sure?"
- "I cannot even believe we are having this conversation right now."
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* "I think I want a pistol for home defense. Not a revolver though, I want something that you don't have to do anything to make it shoot other than pull the trigger. I don't want to have to make the barrel rotate before it shoots."
- "Ummm, yeah, you might want to take a class first."
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* "So I have a shotgun at home for defense. I can just sort of point it and basically kill everyone in the room cause the BBs fly all over, right?"
- "Shotguns only work that way in the movies. You actually have to aim."
* "Well maybe I'll just saw the barrel off."
- "And maybe you'll go to prison for violation of the National Firearms Act."
* "Well I'll just pump it real loud and it'll scare them away."
- "That's a terrible idea."
* "Come to think of it, I don't have any bullets for it. I should probably get some."
- " Yeah, go get some 'bullets' for it."
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I am completely serious, these were first hand, face to face conversations. I can't believe these people even exist, let alone vote and have children.
(* Them, - Me)
* "I can't understand why that stupid militia flag is always flying with the American flag."
- "What militia flag?"
* "You know, that black POW POW MIL flag."
- "Do you mean the POW/MIA flag?"
* "Sure, I guess. I don't know why that extremist crap is allowed".
- "Well, first off, militiamen are not extremists. Secondly, that's the POW/MIA flag for Prisoners Of War and those Missing In Action."
* "Are you sure?"
- "I cannot even believe we are having this conversation right now."
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* "I think I want a pistol for home defense. Not a revolver though, I want something that you don't have to do anything to make it shoot other than pull the trigger. I don't want to have to make the barrel rotate before it shoots."
- "Ummm, yeah, you might want to take a class first."
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* "So I have a shotgun at home for defense. I can just sort of point it and basically kill everyone in the room cause the BBs fly all over, right?"
- "Shotguns only work that way in the movies. You actually have to aim."
* "Well maybe I'll just saw the barrel off."
- "And maybe you'll go to prison for violation of the National Firearms Act."
* "Well I'll just pump it real loud and it'll scare them away."
- "That's a terrible idea."
* "Come to think of it, I don't have any bullets for it. I should probably get some."
- " Yeah, go get some 'bullets' for it."
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I am completely serious, these were first hand, face to face conversations. I can't believe these people even exist, let alone vote and have children.
I work with them.
