The Official FML Thread

[Undecisive]

They'll tell you to quit trying to steal money from the government (aka us troops since you aren't one anymore )

 

[bugeye_fever]

You don't want 20/60....that's almost blind LMAO
It's well worth it...don't wait like me. I had to pay $3,600 for my PRK. When I asked for it the Army said I had only 12 months and I needed 18 months or something like that so I wasn't allowed to get it. Same exact thing happened to me for braces. I am a little bitter. So that's my next....$5,000 thing I get to pay for lol. But also well worth it.... and it's ok I can take your meanie-ness....as long as you can handle mine

Haha, I can take it, but you should avoid my journal so you don't have to see me, lol. I'm like STImedic, I've got a good 6" of sight before it goes to crap. It's not that I can't read the keyboard sitting in my lap.. its that I can't distinguish keys on it!! lol I feel like a drama queen, but I my good eye is around 20/400. I will definetly have it done while I'm in.

Sometimes I don't get the things they do in basic. Why take your retainers? Like thats a hinderance to training.

 

[bugeye_fever]

(palmface) lol, gotcha

 

[Undecisive]

lol I wore my retainers but they didn't help. My front two teeth still ended up opening back up. the gap is hereditary in my family. But the rest of my teeth are straight lol

 

[STimedic]

That's a great FML story.........so this one time, I had braces, they fixed my gap-toothed hillbilly redneck grin, then when they took them off, I was still a gap-toothed hillbilly redneck. FML!

I'm not getting braces, I'm just fine with my box of french fries.

 

[Paul.c]

I'm up 4 hours earlier than usual so I can get a new DL! FML!

 

[Undecisive]

Well, that's what happens when you're cross eyed sharla

 

[Paul.c]

My day still sucks! I can't complain though, I'm in surgery now so I am happy.

 

[IGOTASTi]

My day still sucks! I can't complain though, I'm in surgery now so I am happy.

And on the forum at the same time, LMAO.

 

[Paul.c]

The surgery had not started yet so I was just slacking.

 

[IGOTASTi]

All ok, lol.

 

[Undecisive]

woohoo. so ive been doing some sun tan ops out here. it's not really FML, but it's pretty epic

 

[Z1107]

Employer forgot to deposit my pay into my account, had to fight 3 hours of Atlanta traffic to pick up my paycheck, get to the bank and they won't release the money until Saturday because this is the first deposit I've made with a check, and then my company car breaks down 7 miles from home. Fml.

 

[IGOTASTi]

Employer forgot to deposit my pay into my account, had to fight 3 hours of Atlanta traffic to pick up my paycheck, get to the bank and they won't release the money until Saturday because this is the first deposit I've made with a check, and then my company car breaks down 7 miles from home. Fml.

Ouch that sucks.

 

[STimedic]

Is it wrong that the unit I'm in has stripped me of all want to stay in the army eventhough I will have 12yrs in following this current term I'm on?

 

[IGOTASTi]

That is so wrong. What is there reason?

 

[Undecisive]

that's perfectly acceptable ben, just get out and make some decent money so that you can buy stuff for your car.

 

[bugeye_fever]

I feel your pain, everyday I come to work and sit behind a desk I die a little inside. This is constant in our squadron:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1FqzNliYz4

 

[Z1107]

^^^:rofl:

 

[Undecisive]

That's fucking hilarious. I've seen that doen for everything. What movie is that originally from?