The Official FML Thread

[bugeye_fever]

I didn't know, had to google it. From a German movie called "Downfall" apparently.

 

[Paul.c]

Rofl! I love that one.

 

[Z1107]

I hate it for you man, that sucks. Everything works out in the end though.

 

[Paul.c]

Can you maybe just get demoted? Or are you an officer and she is enlisted, or vice versa?

 

[frankensubie]

Yet another relationship shot down by uncle Sam. Tonight's forecast: limp mode tune on a Subaru followed by a 100% chance of binge drinking.

:shock::x:roll::tard:

 

[IGOTASTi]

Be thankful you have your hand still, lol.

 

[frankensubie]

Be thankful you have your hand still, lol.

add assembly lube and you have a date !

 

[IGOTASTi]

add assembly lube and you have a date !

:rofl:

 

[Z1107]

Was she scared or did yall get caught.

 

[Vermont]

Owch..... Did your BC hear about it? I would image if he did your next OER is going to look rather poor.....

 

[Undecisive]

His next OER says med board on it anyways. I wouldn't have given a fuck and said I'm getting out bitches... my back is fucked... so I'm gonna do what I want. But still that sucks to hear, sorry broseph

 

[Undecisive]

You know what you need to do if you are getting hammered, Post in the drunk thread, and then post up in your crazy ideas thread in the engine forum

 

[STimedic]

Back on SDNCO on yet another holiday weekend.....PSG fucked me yesterday, coulda had it then but he "thought I had plans" instead of asking me. Muthafucker, what the fuck plans am I going to have if I get off work on a Friday night and have SDNCO Sat morning????? I hate my unit. I've already started looking into CBP, CIA and Park Ranger jobs. If someone came along and leveled Ft. Bragg and left my house standing, I wouldn't shed a tear. FML.....

 

[Vermont]

Back on SDNCO on yet another holiday weekend.....PSG fucked me yesterday, coulda had it then but he "thought I had plans" instead of asking me. Muthafucker, what the fuck plans am I going to have if I get off work on a Friday night and have SDNCO Sat morning????? I hate my unit. I've already started looking into CBP, CIA and Park Ranger jobs. If someone came along and leveled Ft. Bragg and left my house standing, I wouldn't shed a tear. FML.....

Could be worse...... Im jobless, broke and girlfriendless. While still having to make payments on my STI......

 

[Undecisive]

ouch ben! how are you ALWAYS on staff duty

 

[STimedic]

I ask the same thing......

 

[Undecisive]

Then man up and just stop going.

 

[Z1107]

And now im single. Got tired of feeling like a fucking babytsitter.

 

[Undecisive]

No more hooters girl? So now it's perfectly ok to post a pic!

 

[Undecisive]

why ruin this thread edwin