The Official FML Thread

[STimedic]

I hope to fill her full of .40cal JHP one day. I dream about the moment in my sleep.

 

[DKDunn04]

After finding out I can't drop my flight packet my future in the Army is very hazy.

 

[Undecisive]

yup! I hope the good idea fairy finds a shallow watery grave.....and soon.

like osama sucka!

 

[DKDunn04]

Im 80% sure I'm getting out.

 

[Undecisive]

im 100% sure I'm getting out. I'm just waiting for time to pass so I can work with bubba at PPIR!

 

[DKDunn04]

I know, looks like a dream job!

 

[Undecisive]

Exactly!

 

[STimedic]

Bubba, hope you're expecting a 100% increase in workforce within the next 3 yrs......

 

[STimedic]

It's gonna happen.

 

[Undecisive]

This is true, CO is awesome. And that's just a silly awesome job. Still can't believe you snagged that.

 

[Vermont]

So..... I got out of the army on the 18th of last month..... Army still hasn't paid me my last pay check. I call up the transitions office. Wanna guess what they tell me? "Sorry but since we are so under staffed here we just haven't gotten around to it." I tried calling them again this week. No one will pick up the phone now....

Fuck my life.....

 

[Undecisive]

Bah, what do you need that last paycheck for? It can't be as important as getting out! Besides you should have school or a new job already lined up.

 

[STimedic]

I'd be happy to be free. Maybe since they're so understaffed, you could get a job with them.....

 

[Undecisive]

That is one of the worst ideas you've ever had ben.

 

[STimedic]

I'm only saying if you can't beat them, join them.

 

[Undecisive]

Terrible idea. I'd like to have no part in the army after I'm out.

 

[Z1107]

So is the morale of the active duty joes as bad as rumor mill says it is, causing I'm considering going to the nasty guard this time.

 

[DKDunn04]

I would say overall morale is the same as it has been since I joined.

 

[Z1107]

So... low.

 

[Undecisive]

Just remember, in the NG and reserves there are a ton of fatties. Who knew they made uniforms that big.