The Post Whore Thread!

Z1107

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So I injured my back yesterday and it won't stop having spasms, which really fucking hurt. My employer sent me to their doctor who agreed that I tore some muscles in my back, but refused to prescribe muscle relaxers to stop the spasms because he hadn't decided if I was a pill popper yet. I told him that he just did a piss test on me and I wasn't looking for pain pills because I can take the pain as long as I know it ends, i.e. muscle relaxers.
 

Vermont

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Were both 11B's!!! Although Im AIRBORNE Infantry so Im better than him!

HA! you're just jealous because I didn't have to walk ever where, unlike you.... I know it sucks being part of the dumbest unit on the planet but tough it out and I am sure you will be able to re-up for mech soon enough....
 

Vermont

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Death before dismount!

oh look, the IED cuaght fire to our vehicle... fuck we're all dead...

O be quiet Captain Commo, go do something useful like fill my radios.... or run me a new antenna cable, I broke the last one while rotating the turret again....
 

Z1107

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The guy sounds like a douche. Pill poppers don't want muscle relaxers. They want hydrocodone and narcotics.

Right! And if the asshole read my file he would see why I dont want narcotics... severe drug allergies to codiene and other narcotics.
 

Z1107

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What a jerk. Until you're cleared for the muscle relaxers get on a heating pad and try to find some vervain or kava root. You can boil either one of these to make a tea (tastes icky though) but I've seen kava root ground up into a pill form.

Im pretty much living in my bath tub/shower(depends how bad the pain is) full of HOT water.
 

Z1107

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Won't return my phone calls. That's what's bullshit about workers comp doctors, they're in it for the best interests of the employer no the the employee.
 

Undecisive

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sounds like socialist health care to me. just thinkn if that national health care shit goes through this is how everyone will be treated
 

jswansti

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Seriously? Im gonna deface this guys car because its from japan, which obviously means the driver is from japan and one of his ancestors was obviously part of the pearl harbor attack. Oh wait....he's American (shocked expression)
 
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